*18+. *Minors Do Not Interact. *30 something girl making audio content for your listening “pleasure”. *To answer one of my most common questions: No, I don’t want you to control my toys.
Destress Sesh.m4a Happy Monday! I got New Year’s Eve off. If you follow me on the new Twitter (Bluesky) prepare for drunken ramblings. As for now, the holidays are complete. Let’s have a little… Destress Sesh As always, let me know what you think. Please do not download or share my content
Before Wrapping.m4a Happy Monday! I am, unfortunately, working this week. I was hoping to take the week off, but one of my coworkers got to it first. Fingers crossed for New Year’s Eve because I will be drinking….a lot. Drunken social media posts…Check!! I have also, once again, saved all of
Post COVID.mp3 Good Monday afternoon to you! The COVID is leaving my body, well…except the cough. That bitch sticks around for a while. But otherwise, I’m feeling much better. So much better in fact that I did a little something. A Post COVID celebration! As always, let me know what you think.
Holiday Hangover.m4a Good Monday to you! If you celebrate Thanksgiving, I hope you had a great holiday. If not, I hope you had a great Thursday! With the short week and the holiday, I barely had any time to myself. I was constantly running errands, finishing up work stuff or, in the case of
Sinful Sunday, Good Monday.m4a Good Monday to you! It’s a short work week. Yay!! It was a weird weekend for me, but I’m feeling pretty ok right now, so, I’m good. Although, I do need a nap. And maybe some tea. But definitely a nap. Probably because of this. As always, let me know what you
One Week.m4a Good Monday afternoon for the third week in a row. I guess it just keeps happening. Oops…. My weekend was…Well it was a weekend.i think collectively, I slept for 5 hours. Ooooo….But I’m feeling ok today. Weird. And then I realized it’s been a week since I did some things. So
Good Combos.m4a Good Monday afternoon for the second week in a row. I guess it just keeps happening. Oops…. Anyways, I had a pretty good weekend. I read. I colored because coloring helps ease my anxiety. I made cookies. I thought about cleaning my living room and then said, fuck it. Next weekend.
Back To Work With You.m4a Good Monday afternoon to you. Yes, I’m uploading late today. The weekend was long. Also short. Also, someone needs to tell me to stop shopping for toys and lingerie and books… Did I say lingerie?? It’s ok, I didn’t buy any….this time. As always, let me know what
This Then That.m4a Good mid morning on another glorious Monday….Gross. My weekend was fairly quiet. Migraine. Reading. Cleaning. Ooooo….Fun. I did finish the book that stressed me out though. And then I read a dark romance that made me ask the room, “What the fuck did I just read?” And now
New Starter.m4a Happy Monday!! Another glorious week of work. Woo! My week and weekend were long and I did lots of reading. Still reading something other than smut. Shocking, I know. However, I might need to read smut after this book as a palate cleanser because this book is HEAVY and stressing me
Sidewalk Protector.m4a Happy Monday! Yay working. I’m cold…Let’s do this. Friday into Saturday I had my usual round of insomnia. For some reason my brain really thinks I need to see 5AM on Saturday mornings. I think I could do without seeing it at all. Difference of opinion I guess. But, I
Nora On A Sunday.m4a Happy Monday! Let’s get back to our regularly scheduled programming. I had a fairly busy week with work, and insomnia decided to pay a visit on Saturday morning. Up until almost 5am. Love that for me. Sunday was better though. Sunday was much better. As always, let me know
Welcome Home Part 3.m4a Happy Thursday!! I’m home!! Technically I’ve been home for a week, but I was exhausted. Taking care of someone with dementia by yourself is no joke, and I needed sleep. But even though it wore me out, I’d do it again. I’m happy to be home with my demanding cat, dog
Late Night Relief.m4a Happy Monday!! I know, I said I would be away a few weeks, but, it’s been a week. Lots of stress. And after a few days of using my fingers, I had to buy a toy. And it was my first time using it when I went to bed yesterday…. So why not share? As always, let me know what
Unicorn Horns.m4a Happy Monday!! My weekend was busy! So many errands to get ready for my trip on Friday. Good news? I think I have everything I need. Bad news? I might not have an extra monitor for work which might make things….difficult. But, I’ll survive. And after a long weekend, we
Early Morning.m4a Happy Monday!! I hope your weekend was fun. I spent some time with my bestie and got bit by one of her turkeys. And mosquitos. Was the worst person to have on your team for cornhole. But I had a great time. And I closed the weekend like this. As always, let me know what you think.
Good Mid-Morning?.m4a Happy Monday!! The weekend feels too short, but here we are on another glorious Monday morning. Insert Winifred Sanderson quote here. Anyways, my weekend was pretty unproductive because what I like to do to myself just before a big trip is drive my self crazy with things to do
Tapping Out.m4a Happy Monday!! I know, I’m a bit late. Meetings…blech… Anyways, what did I do this weekend? Started getting ready for my trip. Picked up food for the cat so she’ll stop glaring at me for not giving her a teaspoon of fancy feast. Oh, and dehydrated myself. All is well though.
So Wet.m4a It’s Thursday…Friday eve…Also, the first of the month which means busy day for me. But, sometimes, you need a break. And sometimes on those breaks, you take care of things. Maybe the dog. Maybe some dishes. Or maybe yourself. As always, let me know what you think. Please do not
Soft Monday.m4a Happy Monday!! I actually slept so, I’m feeling pretty good. I spent my weekend reading and visiting a couple local shops. Getting my favorite tea drink (Sparkling Green Tea Lemonade), and reading some more. I’d say that was a weekend well spent. And I also did a little
So Needy.m4a It’s Friday Eve, everybody!! Yay!! I had a meeting this morning. Listened to a thing or two. Got a couple of spicy messages from a friend. Then escaped to my room for a break. And by break, I mean fun time. As always, let me know what you think. Please do not download or share my
Torturing Myself.m4a Happy Monday! Welcome back to another glorious week of work! Yayyyyy My week was long. Good, but long. Then Sunday rolled around and I needed to do something about it. Some stress relief, if you will. And I really made sure I got it. As always, let me know what you think.
Shaky Breath.m4a Happy Monday! Welcome back to another glorious week of work! Yayyyyy I had a pretty good week. Spent my weekend reading, which is fun for me. I also got myself a rolling 3 tier car for all of the books I need to read still because I’m a nerd. All 75 books (yes, I have 75 books in
It’s Seriously Work Time.m4a Happy Monday! I’m coming off of a 4 day weekend and it was quite nice. I slept a lot, which is rare for me. I also got my wax on Friday. And when I get my wax, things are very sensitive for a few days and I do a lot of….things. So when I woke up before work this
Thursday Fireworks.m4a Happy Thursday! It’s also July 4th so have fun, be safe and don’t put firecrackers anywhere they don’t belong… I had some time to myself this morning after waking up later than normal and decided to listen to some things and do some stuff. Wanna hear it? PS - My mic
Say Please.m4a Happy Monday! It’s a short work week. Yay!! Last week was kind of a busy week, and I am really looking forward to a 4 day weekend. What am I going to do? Fuck if I know, but I know some of it will involve finishing my current book (Imaginary Friend by Stephen Chbosky) and starting
Don’t Be Boring.m4a Happy Monday! I was awake at 3am for no reason. Yay insomnia! Things were back and forth between a lot and generally ok this week. I love a good I don’t know what to feel so I’m gonna feel it all kind of week. But, I’m feeling pretty good and happy today, so we’re
Welcome To Monday.m4a Happy Monday! I know we’re all happy to be awake. Yayyyy I know, I missed Thursday. And I know, it’s been happening a lot. But you know? Life. Sometimes it just happens. I will always try to have Monday up, but Thursday might be a back burner thing for now. And speaking of
Teaser Pattern.m4a Happy Monday! I know we’re all happy to be awake and making money to pay for all the things. Yayyyyy….. Anyways, I spent my weekend reading. Not a smut book…I know, it’s crazy. And also not feeling the greatest. Turns out that things aren’t so fun when everything is all
Drained Part 2.m4a Happy Thursday. I hope you are all doing well on this Friday Eve! The week has been long, my sleep has been short and I need a nap as soon as I wake up. I may have taken some 20 minute lunchtime naps, which help a lot. WFH perks! And I’ve been patiently waiting for today. So,
Drained Part 1.m4a Happy Monday! It’s Monday. I know it’s not particularly happy, but, here we are. I was messing with my machine and trying to adjust some things. There was an update available for the firmware, so I gave it a shot and ran a pattern to watch it move to see if it would stop like
Awkward Pause.m4a Hey Friends! I know I missed Thursday and Monday was a holiday so I was pretty busy…So here we on next Thursday. I woke up earlier than I needed to last week. Like, over an hour earlier than I needed to be awake. I was just laying there, staring at the dark and thinking about
I’m Back.m4a Hello and Happy Monday! I want to thank everyone for their patience last week while I helped my old guy, my 16 year old dog cross the rainbow bridge. It was hard. I cried everyday until Saturday. But I’m back, and while I don’t feel 100%, I’m feeling better. And, I also
To The Side.m4a Happy Thursday! I’m back!! My work project is complete…Go me!! My visitors have successfully visited and returned to their respective homes. I almost caught up on sleep. And to celebrate, I broke my book buying ban…Sorry not sorry. Oh, I also did this, because why not. As
Stressed Out.m4a Happy Monday. I don’t know about you, but I could use like…3 more weekend days. Work is stressing me out. I have so much on my plate. Thankfully, I got a huge part of my part of this project done so maybe, just maybe, there’s some light at the end of this tunnel of stress. In
Frustrations & Finishes.mp3 Happy Thursday, AKA Friday Eve! Yay!! Work has been…hectic. I’ve got a lot on my plate and I’m stressed, but I’m trying my best to push through it and do my best work. I think I’ve succeeded pretty well so far. Go me☺️. But sometimes you need to let off a
To The Office.m4a Happy Monday!! Here I am, at the office and excited to be here… My weekend was long. Sunday felt like the longest day ever, but I got a couple of books, so yay! I spent birthday money, so, technically, the book buying ban wasn’t broken. However, my physical TBR went back up.
Arkansas.m4a Happy Friday Eve! I really need the weekend. I feel like it’s the 4th Monday of the week and I am dooooonnnnne. A large part of my job this week has required me to work with one state for an extended period of time, and I’m dying out here. It’s awful. Whoever did what I’m doing
Rainy Day.m4a Happy Monday! I know, we’re all thrilled the weekend is over. Sarcasm friends….Sarcasm. Yesterday was a long, dark and rainy day. It’s the kind of day I like. I usually read. Yesterday, I started reading, and ended up taking an unintentional nap on the couch with my dog. Still a
So Good…I Needed That.m4a Hello and happy Friday eve!! This week has felt long, even though not much has happened. Work has been busy. Life has been busy. I am exhausted. So what do you do in times like this. You provide yourself stress relief. As always, let me know what you think. Please do not
Before Work.m4a Hello and Happy Monday. Unfortunately, I am not one of the lucky ones that gets the Monday after Easter off of work. But that’s OK. I don’t anticipate today being too bad. And I woke up before my alarm, so I had a little time to have some “alone” time. But you can join me if
Patchwork.m4a Hello and Happy Friday Eve (aka Thursday)… I come to you today a whole year older. Ooooo…I celebrated my birthday this year by staying inside and reading because there was a snowstorm. I preferred last year when I stood in my driveway at 2am and watched the Northern Lights. It’s
Welcome Home Part 2.m4a Hello and Happy Friday Eve (aka Thursday)… I took a quick trip back home for an early birthday getaway. My birthday is on Sunday, and I hadn’t been home around my birthday in a long time, so I bought a ticket and away I went. I had a lot of great family time, enjoyed the
Wand Njoy.m4a Hello and happy Monday!! I know, we’re quite late into the afternoon. Things have been hectic. Today I decided to go back to basics because, let’s face it, my pussy needed a break after yesterday. I got my wax on Saturday and yesterday things were sensitive and felt nice and….I
New Toys.m4a Happy Monday!! I am finally feeling better. Yay!!! Which is good, because I bought myself a new toy. A wand. I’ve been wanting one for awhile and thought to myself, “Self, what the hell? Let’s get it.” So I did. I also got a harness for it so I can strap it to a pillow should
Machines Part 3.m4a And here we are, another wonderful Thursday…Friday eve..yay!! I didn’t have time to record yesterday, and my morning was kinda hectic with meetings that started pretty much right away. So, when I had a second, I took a break with my new favorite. I needed so many things, and
Machines Part 2.m4a Happy Monday, friends! If you have the day off, lucky you. If you’re like me and working, I feel you about wanting the day off. I decided to give the machine another go. You all REALLY liked it. I had no idea it would get so much attention. Like, none. I’m just a quiet girl
Machines.m4a Happy Thursday, friends! Friday Eve is here. So, awhile back I got myself a new toy. People are generous, and with their help, I was able to get myself the Lovense Sex Machine. Before the few message me to ask, yes, it can be controlled remotely. No, I don’t want you to control it.
In The Afterglow.m4a Happy Monday! Welcome to another glorious week. I’m gonna be honest, my anxiety had been super high lately, so to help combat that, I’m going to step away from Storytime Monday for just a few weeks. It will be back, don’t you worry. I just need a quick break. In the
3 Things.m4a Happy Friday because I missed Thursday so I’m making it up to you today!! Yay!! I haven’t had a chance to do much of anything to myself the last few days and when lunchtime hit today, I was done waiting. And I made it worth it. Featuring my hand, womanizer and Njoy😏 PS - One
Trunk.m4a Oh, look, it’s Monday again. Yay… This week let me tell you a little story of a party, some darkness and the trunk of a car. How brave we are when we’re younger, huh? Anyways, how about that trunk?? As always, let me know what you think. Please do not download or share my content
Just A Tease.m4a It’s Friday Eve! Yayyyy!!! It’s been kind of a long week, but not awful. I have survived work and spreadsheets and lived to tell the tale for another week. Fuck you vlookups. Why can’t my spreadsheets just…be…friends…. Anyways, I decided on an early celebration. Won’t
Lineup.m4a Happy Monday everyone! I hope you all had a good weekend. I did☺️ I finally used my new toy for the first time. It’s awesome. I’ll make an audio with it soon. For a machine it’s actually shockingly quiet. Love that for me and for you. I also didn’t get a chance for Storytime
Breath.m4a Happy Thursday, friends! Good morning or afternoon or whatever to you, but here, it’s Friday eve. Yay! I have to be in office tomorrow. Boo. But, it shouldn’t be awful. And this week has been full of neediness and teasing and nowhere for it to go. I held out as long as I could. Which
Snow Bowl.m4a Happy Monday, friends! Another wonderful week of work and being way too tired from the gym this morning. Anyways, I had a really good weekend, which was really nice after my week of everything being all over the place. And I got to record some Storytime tales. Let’s play in the
Allen Wrench.m4a Thursday…AKA Friday Eve. And got me, fuck, I’m glad this week is almost over. I know, I missed Storytime Monday. I’m sorry. I wasn’t feeling the greatest so recording was definitely not kind of any A - Z plan. I’ll be back next Monday with another dirty take from fuckings
NJoy.m4a Thursday…AKA Friday Eve. I have been feeling…ways…this week. One day in particular I might have taken some breaks from work. Perks of WFH. I recorded a session and at the end decided, what the hell? Let’s try a new toy someone was kind enough to buy me. Results? I’m so happy I
New Year Party Drive.m4a Happy Monday!! We’re back for another exciting week of work. It’s also Storytime Monday. I’m bringing it back to New Year’s Eve, a small party among friends and a little something extra. I know, I’m a week late on the whole New Year’s thing…but I took last
New Year, New Audio.m4a Happy Thursday! I hope you have all had a good start to the new year. I took a break for the holidays and spent some much needed time with some friends and family. I went out on New Year’s Eve with some friends and had way too much to drink, but laughed until I cried so
Wrapping Break.m4a Happy Thursday (AKA Friday Eve). It has been a hectic week. I’ve been cleaning and wrapping and finishing up shopping to get ready for Christmas. I think (and I really hope) I’m ready. Because it’s not even here yet and I’m already exhausted. Deep breaths. I got this. But
Campfire Tales.m4a Happy Monday! I know, we’re thrilled. But, it’s the week before Christmas. And it’s also Storytime Monday. Today I’m gonna tell you a little tale about a camping experience. I haven’t been camping in forever. In fact, I think this might be the last time I ever went
Break Time Fun Time.m4a Happy Thursday, friends! My week has been weird and hectic. Having Monday off of work has kinda thrown me off on my days slightly. Tuesday was fairly busy and yesterday we had a holiday party at work, so I was in the office all day. That also means I have had so much social
Casinos.m4a Happy Monday, friends! I know I’m super late today. There are reasons. Storytime Monday is postponed to next week. I stayed at a hotel overnight with some friends and didn’t have anything recorded and ready before I left. So, here we are, doing the fapping with very little rambling.
Warmth.m4a Thursday…Friday Eve. The end of the week is upon us. Good news? It’s the end of the week and Sunday I’m gonna have so much fun! Bad news? I have to be in the office tomorrow and it’s cold outside. Gross… I have a fun way to warm up though. As always, let me know what you think.
Moonlit Hillsides.m4a Happy Monday! I know. We’re all very excited to spend another week doing whatever it is we do. What did I do this weekend? Wrapped up my Christmas shopping (best sister and aunt ever) and read. Wanted to go support my smut habit, but I managed to keep myself at home where I
Needy Monday.m4a Happy Monday! It’s been a few weeks since I’ve recorded anything new. Life has been really lifing and I’d love of it would stop. And there are some days where you are able to catch your breath… And lose it again. As always, let me know what you think. Please do not download
Needy & Greedy.m4a Happy Thursday!! It’s Friday Eve. Yay!! Work has been pretty hectic this week. But, I managed to finish phases one and two of a project I was handed so…Go me! And if you know me, you know that I have a love but mostly hate relationship with spreadsheets. Sometimes it’s OK,
Sunsets & Mouthfuls.m4a Hello and happy Monday. I know some of us are back to work after a long holiday weekend. I, for one, am a little sad about it. I could use one more day. But, I must do the adulting to make the money to pay the bills and buy Christmas presents for my family. Anyways, it’s
Cake Day Yay.m4a Hello and happy should’ve posted last Thursday but…here we are. As many of you know, my Cake Day was last Thursday. I made this audio to post later in the day to help celebrate one year of cumming for strangers on the internet by….cumming for strangers on the internet….but,
Risky Girl.m4a Happy Monday! I’m sorry I’m a touch late this morning. I had to go into the office for a couple of hours. But here we are, back at home and ready for posting. It’s also Storytime Monday. Let me tell you a story about a time a boy and I did some fun things. In a risky way… As
Just The Tip.m4a Good morning and happy Monday! Let’s start this week off right, shall we? It’s Storytime Monday, and today I have a story for you about a hookup from years past. Someone told me something about their body that was sensitive, and I said to myself, “Challenge accepted.” It
Experimental.m4a Happy Thursday! The end of the work week is near. Yay! And what do I have for you today? One of you lovely people was kind enough to anonymously purchase a Lush for me from my Throne wishlist. You know who you are, I don’t, but thank you all the same. It’s very much
Welcome Home.m4a Happy Thursday and welcome home to me! I got home late Monday afternoon. And I was exhausted. Took some jet lag naps Tuesday and back to work yesterday. But I had a great time. Weddings. Friends. Sunshine. And I might have been a bit inebriated 3 days in a row. My cousin and I were
Before Vacation.m4a Happy Monday! I am still visiting family. And I’ve been having the best time. I have had no privacy to record much of anything, so Storytime will resume once I am home and in my own space. In the meantime, here is a recording I made before I traveled. Hopefully you enjoy. As
Bathroom Party.m4a Happy Monday! I am off on my vacation adventure tomorrow…yay! It’s also story time Monday. I hope it’s a good one. I’m still getting used to talking. It’s harder for me than I thought I would be. I did choose the wallflower name for a reason..lol..if you have any
Schedules & Things.m4a Happy Friday Eve!! That means 5 days to vacation time. Yay!! So, in case you can’t hear me at the beginning of this here audio….I’m setting myself a little schedule. On Monday’s, I will talk. I’ll tell you a little story about myself, my experiences, maybe read and
On The Road.m4a Good morning and Happy Monday! Another glorious week of work. Sleepy on a Monday. Yay. So, people really liked the talking in my last post. A lot. I really never know what to say, and really, the majority of the time the things I want to say just…Poof…disappear because I can
She Failed.m4a Happy Thursday! Or, in optimist speak, Happy Friday Eve! Awhile ago, someone asked me if I could try the 100-1 challenge. I thought about it. And I thought I’d be terrible at it because for one, I’m not much of a talker during these. Like, I really have to concentrate to talk
Composure.m4a It’s Monday….again. Why does this keep happening?? Anyways, 3 weeks to my trip. There will be so many books in my bag. I can’t wait. I’m already expecting delays on connecting flights because it happens every damn time. But it also means reading time in the airport. Let’s
So, I Took A Break.m4a Happy Thursday, friends! The week is almost done. The week has been full of back pain (yeah, still…I’m over it…), meetings, paperwork, virtual filing, errands…blah blah blah…I did finish my book. It didn’t make me cry. But, now I have to read the second book in
I Feel Good.m4a Happy Monday! Back at it again in a whole new week. Woooo…. My weekend was fairly uneventful. Rain. Target. The smut started smutting quite nicely. Insomnia kept me up until just past 7 on Saturday morning, and then I was up at 11:45. Ooooo….almost 5 hours of sleep after being
Made A Mess.m4a Happy Thursday! I hope you are all having the best day you can on this Friday Eve. My back is finally starting to feel a little better. Let’s not jinx it by talking about it too much. My smut hasn’t started smutting, but I have a feeling this book is gonna make me cry, and I am
Held Breath.m4a Happy Monday, friends! Aside from a solid 3 hours of meetings right off the bat this morning, it’s been a pretty decent Monday. What did I do this weekend? Went to the bookstore. Bought smut (of course) and a horror book I’ve been wanting to read. Picked up groceries. Bought dog
Recording 69.m4a Happy Friday!! I know, I’m a day late. I had to be in office yesterday to be a part of a few important meetings. And by the time I got home, I was exhausted. I’m surprised I even stayed awake for as long as I did. I could have totally went to bed as soon as I got home, but with
Night Taste.m4a Happy Monday, friends! Another week. I hope you are all doing well. The weekend was OK. I won tickets at work to attend the Renaissance Festival. I hadn’t been to one in years, and not since I moved from Arizona. And it was insanity. I had no seen that many people at a Renaissance
A Whisper.m4a Happy Thursday, friends! We have made it almost all the way through the short week and into September. Good things? I now officially have a month until my trip home for my cousin’s wedding. I’ll get to see my mom, my brothers, my nephews and my niece (and be the cool aunt). Bad
Greedy Girl.m4a Happy Monday, friends! Hopefully you all had a day off like I did. Hopefully, you did not get insomnia and lay awake until 5am. I didn’t wake up until 11:30 today. Cool….At least I didn’t have to work today. Then I had to start the cursed job of laundry. Bad thing? I’ve
Debut.m4a Happy Thursday friends! We’ve made it to almost Friday. Yay!! It’s been a busy week for work. Meetings? Shockingly light. Paperwork? Damn did they really throw that at me. Weird fact about myself? I actually really like filling out paperwork. And filing. And organizing the office when
Taste.m4a Welcome to the last Monday of August. Damn, that means snow will be coming soon. Yayyyyyy….. This weekend was busy, but in the midst of it, I finished a book (surprise, not smut) and sobbed uncontrollably for 20 minutes. I have not cried that hard reading a book in so long. Then I
Calm Before The Cough.m4a Happy Thursday, friends! We’ve made it to Friday Eve. Isn’t it nice?? I’ve been fighting this cold hard all week. It’s won a few times. I’ve just been so tired after work that I’ve actually had to fight to stay awake. Fun. But I was able to sleep last night and
Summertime Cold.m4a It’s Monday! I know. It’s so exciting. Everyone calm down. I had a pretty calm weekend. Ran errands. Read. And then decided that all of that wasn’t enough and I should get sick, too. Like, a cold. In the summer. Because why not. So I said to myself, “Self! Let’s just
Giggles & Slaps.m4a Hi friends! Happy Thursday! We’ve made it to almost the end of the week. Yay!! I’ve finally reached a point after my weekend of concerts that I am not sore. Although I do have bruises on my arms from holding onto the rail at my concert on Sunday night. Perks of being short
Tired & Sore.m4a Happy Monday! I know, my post is so late today. Reasons… I had an incredibly busy weekend. I went to a live show for a podcast I listen to, and then two concerts. It’s a good thing I took today off of work. I’d be so passed out in front of my computer right now. I’m so
Waves.m4a It’s Thursday! We’ve survived another week and have made it to Friday Eve. How has your week been? Mine has been meetings, meetings, more meetings and training a coworker. Isn’t that fun?! I also got to spend $600 on new tires!! (Insert the most sarcastic happy dance here.) I’d
More.m4a Hello and Happy Monday! I know, I missed Thursday. I went with some friends to see Oppenheimer on Wednesday afternoon. I definitely did not drink enough water, and it was hot. Heat does what heat does, and I got pretty dehydrated with a touch of heat exhaustion. As a girl from the desert,
Worth It.m4a Well hey and Happy Monday! I know, I’m a little late on the post today. Meetings…wooooo! Anyways, I hope you had a great weekend. I finished my shark smut. So…That ended the way I knew it would. I started my new smut, which is based on the Wizard of Oz. Not Disney, but, here we
Morning After.m4a We’ve done it. We’ve reached another Friday Eve! Yay! I am so looking forward to the weekend. Not like I have a lot going on, but still. The week has had its lulls and pulls. So busy, and then calm. Last night I went out with some friends to see Barbie. We decided to go to a
Monday Wake Up.m4a Happy, happy Monday! Another glorious week has begun. My weekend was….Well, my dogs made it so much fun. You know what’s fun about have a large dog and a small dog? The large one can reach counters and pull down loaves of bread. The small one can rip them open. Then they
Need This.m4a Happy Thursday! Welcome to another Friday Eve. Hopefully your day has started well. I feel as if my morning has been a series of unfortunate events. Cool. My knee twisted weird so now it hurts. My cat tried to jump up onto my table where I work, scared herself, and took so much stuff
One More.m4a Good morning and happy Monday! I know, we’re all so excited to be here. This weekend was pretty quiet and really fucking hot. Thought I’d clean my garage a little then said, “Fuck that! I’ll go buy more smut.” And I did. Sunday I had lunch with some friends and then came home
Thursday Morning Pattern.m4a Happy Friday Eve, friends! Look at us, all ready to be done with this week. Me especially because I’m about to Office Space my computer if these fucking pivot tables won’t cooperate…. Anyways, I went to the gym. Came home and got yelled at by my cat because her
Pain Be Gone.m4a Happy Monday, friends! I know, I missed Thursday without much explanation. If you follow me on Twitter, you know. But, endometriosis and I were having a battle and, it won. I was in way too much pain to record. You’d think not having a uterus would make it hurt less. But alas,
The Fourth.m4a I am having a pretty good 4 day weekend. Trying not to think about work looming in the distance. What have I been up to? Reading the smut. Went to the bookstore today. Bought more smut. I have a problem😫….It’s fine though. My BFF and I have decided to start a spicy book club.
Before I Clock In.m4a Happy late into the Friday Eve…it’s been…a day. I am so happy that tomorrow is Friday. That the weekend is a 4 day weekend. That I have a trip to the bookstore planned. I need time off. And if I didn’t have to save all of my vacation, I’d be tempted to take more.
Monday Again.m4a Well, hello Monday…Back again I see… This week I am hoping goes quite fast. I have a 4 day weekend coming up, and I’d love to spend a good portion of it reading. I might have a trip to the bookstore on my radar because, no, I don’t have enough books in my TBR (To Be Read)
Gym Listening.m4a Happy Thursday, friends! This week feels like it’s flown by, which is good….It’s been another really hectic week at work. The next 2 weeks aren’t looking much better, but I do have a 4 day weekend coming. Yay! This morning, I woke up a bit earlier than usual, so took some
Sleepy Sunday.m4a Well, good afternoon fellow audiophiles. Happy freaking Monday! I know, I know, I usually drop my audio on Monday morning to make up for our collective case of the Monday’s. My dogs however had other ideas and I had to cut barking out of my audio in between meetings that started
Washing Sheets…Again.m4a Good morning, friends! It’s Thursday…Let’s drop some audio. The Lovense app and I…We’ve been having words. Not good ones. I choose patterns, it stops the pattern. I get frustrated. It’s a whole thing. Guess what you’ll hear at the beginning of this when the
Stress & Post Workout Relief.m4a Ah, Thursday. Friday Eve. The eve before I must be in the office and I’m not excited. This week, work has been….crazy. I have about 1,000 different things on my plate and I am feeling the stress. A lot. I’m trying to remind myself that I am only one person and
Saturday Feel Good.m4a Well, it happened…Monday arrived again. For me, it arrived with a migraine. Seems right for a Monday. But Saturday? Saturday I felt pretty good. Did I wake up at an hour no one should be awake on a Saturday? Yes, yes I did. Did I wake up feeling some kind of way? Also a
Heartbeat.m4a Happy Friday Eve! The short work week is almost over. It’s the first of the month, which means my day is kinda hectic. I got this. Yesterday was a crazy day at work. So…Many…Meetings. I think it was only the last 2 hours of my day that weren’t full of scheduled meetings or I
Cardio.m4a Happy Monday! It’s a 3 day weekend for me, so I’m enjoying my day off by doing normal Monday things, like the gym. I also woke up way too early for a day off of work. What the actual fuck internal alarm? But, I guess it worked out because the gym is out of the way and I can enjoy the
Oh Monday….m4a Happy Monday…I guess..lol..I started the day with a meeting that was supposed to be 20 minutes, and took over an hour. Yayyy….feel that sarcasm. I spent my weekend finishing one smut book, starting another and buying more…because I can’t help myself apparently. Look, it’s
Bad To Good.m4a Happy Thursday, AKA Friday Eve, AKA, yay this week is almost fucking over… It’s been a week of ups and downs for me. But coming to the end of the week now, I’m definitely ending on an up. Which, really, is all I can ask for. And it’s even better when a bad day can end on a
Early Saturday.m4a Ahhh…Monday. Back at it again. I’m a little late on the post this morning as I’m not feeling the greatest. The weekend was slightly busy. Saturday I went to the local used book store and browsed. The store is very small and connected to a coffee shop. They have books piled
Then There Were 2.m4a Well happy Friday Eve! Look at us, surviving another glorious week of work (said with all the sarcasm)… I got home from the gym this morning and jumped right into work mode. But then I needed a break because sometimes when I’m done at the gym, I just need to do some
Do you feel it too?.m4a Hello! So, I know this is something I don’t do, but I found this script by u/Dante_Remy and decided to give it a try. What you should know, especially if you’ve been listening to me for awhile, is I don’t cum. There are no giggles. I found this script and thought it
Feel Good Monday.m4a Oh good…It’s Monday again. The joy…🥱 This weekend was pretty calm. Saturday I ran some errands, saw my wax girl (I’ll let you connect those dots😏), got my favorite drink from the coffee place in town (Sparkling Green Tea Lemonade) and read for a good long while.
Just Because.m4a Happy Thursday. We’ve made it to Friday Eve! I’m back in the office again today. So, here I am socializing…again. So, I’ll be reading my smut that’s finally getting somewhere only 430 pages into a 649 page book when I get home to decompress. I’ve had so much
Hello 5AM.m4a Well good morning on this wonderful Monday…(said with all the sarcasm).. Insomnia hit me fucking hard last night. I didn’t fall asleep until just after 5 this morning. And then I was up to log on to work at 7:30. Two hours of sleep on a work day is a record for me. Not a good one,
Before The Office.m4a Good morning and Happy Thursday! I had to come to the office today. Something about a company event. My social anxiety hates it, but here we are. Yesterday, I spent a lot of time worrying about today. Like, a lot of time. When having to be in person social comes up, I can be
Sleepy But Busy.m4a Hey. Hi. Hello. It’s Monday! Again….Yayyyyy….Said with much sarcasm and much more sleepiness. My weekend insomnia is out of control. Sunday morning I fell asleep a little after 2:30, but then my body, at just after 7 was like, “Hey, is that the fucking sun?! We need to
Stormy.m4a Happy Friday Eve! We have survived another glorious work week. I’m starting to feel a bit better. My head is still fuzzy and I’m tired, but a bit better. I don’t know what I picked up, but I don’t recommend. It has made concentrating on work difficult. I felt so much better that
Sickling.m4a What’s this? Another Monday?! Nightmare city!! Just kidding…Or am I? Happy first day of the work week. Isn’t this fun? Guess what? I’m sick. Again. I know, you’re all as shocked as I am by my immune systems inability to keep away from the common cold. This one doesn’t
She’s Loud.m4a Happy Thursday! We have made it to Friday eve. I’ve got some people coming over tomorrow, and I’m kind of excited. Then my socialization quota will be met. But let’s talk about before that. How I’ve been having trouble sleeping. How the weekends for sleeping have been
I Want.m4a Here we are again. Monday. I know some people are lucky and get the Monday after Easter off of work. I am not one of those lucky people. After the last couple of rollercoaster weeks, this weekend was calm. Did I sleep? Fuck no. But, I caught up on laundry. I read. My driveway finally
Need.m4a Well, happy Thursday. We’ve made it to Friday Eve. Yay!! It’s been….a week. Maybe 2 weeks?? Honestly, time has been a little lost to me, but I’m starting to feel pretty OK. And you know what? Sometimes you just need to take a little time to make yourself feel better. Stress relief.
Good Girl.m4a Happy Monday and happy first Monday in April and wooo…Monday…(said with significant sarcasm). The weekend was…interesting. The weather decided to be off its rocker. We got a blizzard overnight on Friday night, which means the plow was kind enough to block my driveway. By the
Before The Meeting.m4a It’s Thursday! Yay! In other news for celebration, I slept last night. More yay! This week has been a busy work week. There is so much to get done, and next week is the first week of the month, so even busier. I’m really looking forward to this weekend. And speaking of
Giggle.m4a Hey! We’re continuing birthday week! Yay!!! I woke up at 2 in the morning. I was wide awake. I put my headphones on so I could listen to music. Lately I’ve been listening to a lot of Bon Iver when I’m having trouble sleeping. Holocene, Skinny Love, Flume…He’s a beautiful
Slow.m4a Well, here we are again on another Monday morning. But what makes this one different? It’s my birthday week! I will be starting a brand new year of me on Friday. Yay! You know what else is nice? I slept! I fell asleep around midnight last night. I woke up at 2:30am for about 45 minutes,
Morning.m4a Happy Friday Eve. We have survived another week. Go us! Yesterday, I couldn’t sleep. Again. I finally closed my eyes around 2:30AM, and was wide awake just before 6. I don’t have to be up for the day until around 7:30. So I lay in the dark listening to audios for a little while. And
Needy.m4a Hey. It’s Monday. I know…We’re all very excited to be here. The one thing I have going for me is, no meetings today. I actually slept last night. My insomnia phase is coming to an end. The next one will arrive in a week or so. But one thing about my insomnia phases coming to a
Something Different.mp3 Oh, hey! I know, it’s Saturday. I’m not usually posting on Saturday. But, today I am. So, surprise! I didn’t fall asleep until almost 7 this morning. My insomnia on the weekends has been awful. So, why not share a little pick me up with all of you? Please, enjoy
Two.m4a Happy Friday eve! We’ve made it through another week. Work today has been nuts. I had so much on my plate at the beginning of the day. It’s finally starting to feel much more manageable now that we are slowly nearing the end of the day. That should help make tomorrow a touch calmer. I
Early.m4a Oh Look, another glorious Monday. What awaits me this week? Time will tell. Weekends have been awful for me lately. And I don’t mean in the there’s nothing to do way, I mean the sleep way. I haven’t been falling asleep until almost 8am, and waking up about 2 hours later. At least
Satisfied.m4a It’s almost Friday! Finally. Not that I have a ton to look forward to this weekend. Reading and laundry. Woah, dream big!! Anyways, it’s been a hell of a week for work. Busy..Stressful..Long days..Sleepy. Well, I’m a terrible sleeper, so the sleepy part is on me and my brain
Sunday.m4a Happy Monday…Or, you know…Mildly happy Monday…Whichever. Yesterday I had a kind of busy morning. Woke up to run an errand and my driveway chose violence..twice..and down I went. Luckily, the ground is still padded because we had 15 inches of snow with the blizzard last week. I’ll
No Words.m4a It’s almost Friday…Finally. It hasn’t been a bad week, just…blah…I’m ready for the weekend. Last night I was laying in bed and listening to the snow tap against my window. I was thinking of some things someone had said to me. My mind was wandering. And then my hands were
Want.m4a It’s Monday again…yayyyyyy. We’ll get through this together! I thought I’d try building a little on my request from last week. I have to make a conscious effort to talk when I do this, which is, honestly, hard for me. I’m not a talker when I’m alone. I think I’m going to
Please.m4a Well, we’ve made it through yet another week of work and fun. Woo! I had a request. Honestly, I don’t get a ton of requests. I’ve had one solid request from the beginning, and that request doesn’t seem like something I could do. I think I’d need to build the confidence you seem
Busy Weekend.m4a Good Monday to you! Another week of work. I got this…You got this…We got this. My Saturday morning was incredibly busy. After a morning of running errands, I came home to read my book (before you ask, it’s smut…no shame!) and immediately fell asleep 2 pages in for just over
After The Gym.m4a Another week is coming to a close. Which is good, because I’m sleepy. I started a new routine this week of going to the gym in the morning before work instead of at night. It kinda works out better for me because I am socially anxious, socially awkward…generally a social mess.
[Wake Up.m4a](t/Hello and good Monday to you! I woke up early this morning (around 3:45) and had trouble getting back to sleep. Finally, around 5, I decided to take matters into my own “hands”. You can’t see me, but I really cracked myself up….Ahhh..I’m tired. Anyways, wake up with me! As
Break Time.m4a It’s almost Friday! Yay! I have a busy, busy Saturday. It’s been a stressful couple of days. Work gets hectic at the beginning and ends of the month. But, one of the advantages of working from home is that I’m home, and I can use my breaks however I want. And sometimes, I take
Talkative.m4a Happy Monday! Another week of work. Yay! Over the weekend, I recorded a little something. You might hear my dog walking above me in the kitchen at one point. And, I was way more talkative than usual. Do I remember saying any of it? No. No I don’t. It’s just…there. So, for those
Incoherent.m4a It’s Friday Eve! I’m excited. It has been a long, crazy work week for me. I am ready to hang out and do nothing this weekend. Well, I mean, I should do laundry…. Anyways, I am off to the day job. I’m usually remote, but today requires me to be in person for a bit, so away I
Surprise.m4a Happy Friday Eve! Yay!!! This week has been crazy. I knew I was going to be slightly busy. It turns out I was insanely busy with very little time to do anything remotely fun…Except for yesterday. It was actually a slow and quiet night. I took advantage of it. As always, let me know
Numb.m4a Happy Monday! Aren’t we all just so excited for another work week? Yesterday morning, I woke up earlier than someone should be awake on a weekend with the things I had planned running through my mind…Dishes, laundry, cleaning….blah, blah, blah….My body was tired, my mind was a
Jello.m4a Happy Thursday! Much like quite a few people, it’s my first full week back at work after the holidays. And it has been stressful. Not only is it the beginning of the month, it’s the beginning of the year and I have been so busy trying to get everything I’m responsible for done
Dizzy.m4a I’m feeling better! The cough is hanging on, but I am so much better. And since I’m feeling better, well, why not celebrate? My newest toy was fully charged, so I went for it. Just a fair warning here, I was loud. I tried not to be. I did almost scream. I swallowed some of that back.
Frustration.m4a Hello! I was feeling a certain way, but sometimes my body doesn’t cooperate. Thank you antidepressants and anti anxiety medication! Great meds, one awful side effect. I was getting frustrated, until I finally wasn’t anymore. As always, let me know what you think. Please do not
Ignoring Laundry.m4a Two posts in two days?! Still recovering from illness. Definitely still raspy and a little on the brink of maybe losing my voice? Who knows.. I’ve been exhausted today, but had to start laundry. I’ve been ignoring it, and it finally couldn’t be ignored anymore. And then,
Before.m4a Here I am, sick again. This time I managed to catch a pretty bad cold. Lucky me. I recorded on Tuesday night thinking I for sure wasn’t going to be able to record Wednesday night. I was right. Nobody wants to hear this cough. And I’m sure you’ll be able to hear a little raspiness
Good Pattern.m4a Belated Merry Christmas! If you celebrate, I hope you had a great day with your family, friends or chosen family. If you celebrate a holiday other than Christmas, I hope it was wonderful. If you don’t celebrate a holiday at all, I hope you had a great day. I’ve had visitors off
Over The Edge.m4a Well, happy Thursday. The week is almost done. I had a friend teasing me all day. Evil, evil man. By the end of the day, I had to do something about it. He might have come over to watch. No touching or helping, just watching. It was really fun. Here is the result. As always, let
There’s A First Time.m4a First upload. Short and sweet. Kinda nervous. I have trouble sleeping, so here you go.. And just an FYI, I have a horrible habit of holding my breath sometimes. In the silence, breath holding. I got a new toy
Come Down.mp3 Happy Monday! Another week. Hopefully short for you with the upcoming holiday. I procrastinated, and had to do a bit of panic shopping on Saturday. I can be socially anxious, so it was very overwhelming and I was so stressed when I got home. So, I did something about it. As always,
So Good.m4a Welcome back to our regularly scheduled programming. I’m feeling better. Thank you so much for all the messages with well wishes! I’m back to being solo and talking nonsense into the room with the trusty toy. And before I get messages asking, yes, it is from Lovense. Yes, it is a
Sensitive.m4a I am a sick girl..😷..Hopefully, with my antibiotics, I’m on the mend. Hopefully, with this recording before the illness, you have something to hold you over to the next upload. As always..Enjoy! Let me know what you think! Thank you for listening!☺️
Grab Something.m4a I needed it the other day. I’m having trouble sleeping, so I took care of things to see if it would help. Spoiler Alert: On this day, it did not. For some reason, my toy sounds insanely loud in this one. Sorry. Also, my dog decides it’s the perfect time to get out of his bed
Thank You.m4a So, it’s Thanksgiving. I thought I’d give you some thanks. If you celebrate, Happy Thanksgiving. If you don’t, I hope you at least had a good day. I also hope you enjoy… [F4M][F4A][Ramblefap][Less Ramble][More Fap][Vibrator][Lovense][Giggles][Breath Holding][Multiple Orgasms]
Holding My Breath.m4a A bit longer. I’m nervous about this one since I’m pretty quiet towards the beginning. Not much talking this time around, but when I do, I don’t know why I say the things I say nor do I remember saying them. They’re just there, out of my mouth and into the room. Thank
Second Verse.m4a The second time around. A little less nervous. I still hold my breath. And the things I say, I don’t remember saying them. I’m just talking nonsense, out loud, to myself. Awkward… I still like my new toy… Thank you for listening. Let me know what you think.
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