Alien_Cereal_Mascot.mp3

Written by u/emosquid23.

Imagine your surprise when you wake up one morning to find the Cosmic Crisp mascot, who you were pretty sure was fictional, in your kitchen, chomping away on her own cereal. It's one of those Trix Rabbit situations where she's hounded and persecuted for trying to eat breakfast, so she had to sneak into your home on Earth to get her fix. She's a bit rude about it, but her culture is big on sharing, so she exchanges the use of her mouth and ass to pay her debts.

Content warning - Brief window of self-degradation from the speaker (slut, etc.) - Some playful insults as terms of endearment for the listener throughout (motherfucker, etc).