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Alien cereal mascot empties your cupboard and your balls
length:15m
on:2026-01-15
Alien_Cereal_Mascot.mp3 Written by u/emosquid23. Imagine your surprise when you wake up one morning to find the Cosmic Crisp mascot, who you were pretty sure was fictional, in your kitchen, chomping away on her own cereal. It's one of those Trix Rabbit situations where she's hounded and persecuted
I Spilled It
length:17m
on:2025-12-19
Of course you're viewing a flat near my place...
Please, Sir, I'm Thirsty
length:4m
on:2025-11-08
I've been very patient. Please, Sir.