You and your roommate are having a garage sale tomorrow and you’re going through some old things to sell. You become distracted by your old hot wheel collection when your roommate catches you goofing off, and tries to set you back on track.
Life as a hero isn’t always what it’s cracked up to be. We at Evil Villain LLC (working title) know that. Sometimes the “happy pills” you take to manage can make your dick soft, hero. This little Psyche-powered bitch might help.
Your party has made it to Baldur’s Gate, and everyone is excited to explore. Having found a suitable ‘camp’ in the Elfsong Tavern, done some errands in the city, and you’re about to head to dinner for the evening, Karlach asks for a moment alone.
Your arch-enemy’s apartment shower is down (she alleges). Unbound by social mores, she’s brazenly come to ‘borrow’ your facilities and you catch her in the act. She’s willing to negotiate some version of a ceasefire, even willing to get friendly. Are you up for her schemes?
You’re not sure what exactly happened, but you’re suddenly 18 again and brought back to a moment hanging out with your best friend, who is also the girl you secretly worshipped. This time, you’re not going to miss your chance.
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